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[07 Jan 2005|12:56pm]

oi_aint_red
[ mood | nervous ]

Bahahahahahaaha man i forgot i joined this community... well it looks pretty dead. It was a good idea tho. Crass is the worst.

VOMIT

[12 Jul 2004|04:44pm]

sleepingindian
Come see the ninth wonder of the world...the original and only drum in the crass drum kit. thats right the holy tin foil snare!

Touring this fall.
others had this to say about the fabled and often worshiped drum:

"without it we we would suck so much more. hey guess what? i threw up last night...cool huh?" - blanks 77

"we made leopard skin collars and pegged our pants just to go see it" - lower class brats

"it didnt even have a fucking mohawk, i totally want my mothers money back" - drummer of a global threat

"we took it apart to find the dogma but then we got bored and got drunk instead. fuck jesus." - fleas and lice

"the crass snare drum, subhuman shirts, my allowance...awesome!" - singer from toxic narcotic

"i filled it with beer" - becky bondage

"aus rotten, vice squad, blitz, the addicts, the snare drum and us had a meeting last night and agreed that we definitely lack talent. becky filled it with beer" - naked aggression

"i also appeared under the names DIRT, Zounds, Flux of Pink Indians, Local Shitty Crust Bands, Free Mummia, Underage Drinking...and you can pretty much blame silkscreen on me" - crass snare drum





check your local club listings.
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[26 Jun 2004|08:14pm]

crack_ass
[ mood | uppity ]

you fascist pigs! you only don't like crass because they tell the truth! they were the only thing that kept the fascist government from controlling us completely! OMG! you ignorant racist fucks! I'm going back to my commune!

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[15 Jun 2004|06:40pm]

teenageheart82
DEAR BORN TO DIE 77, YOUTHANASIA 77 AND OTHER CRAPPY PEOPLE WHO I DONT KNOW (77),

THIS COMMUNITY WAS A JOKE, YOU PEOPLE SUCK SO BAD. IN FACT I BANNED BORN TO DIESUCKMASSIVEDICK 77 BECAUSE HE (AS INDICATED IN HIS NEW USERNAME) SUCKS MASSIVE DICK AND SHOULD PROBABLY HANG HIMSELF. DRUGS RULE, BUDDY, DRUGS FUCKIN RULE.

AND THOSE OF YOU IDIOTS RAGGIN' ON SANJA AND AMY I'M GONNA KICK YOUR UGLY FACES IN, BECAUSE SANJA AND AMY FUCKIN RULE. YOU SHOULD WORSHIP THE GROUND THEY WALK UPON BECAUSE IN ALL HONESTY, YOU COULD NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS BE AS COOL AS THEY ARE. AND ITS REALLY FUNNY WATCHING YOU TRY AND FIGHT WITH THEM BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE SHITTY. WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SHITTY.

AND AS FOR ME, I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CRASS, I DONT LIKE THEIR MUSIC, I DONT LIKE A VAST MAJORITY OF THEIR FANS, BUT THATS ABOUT THE END OF IT. GETCHOSELVES SOME FUCKIN LIVES PEOPLE, CHRIST.

XOXO
KITTIE
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[03 Jun 2004|08:47pm]

_massacre
[ mood | high and mighty ]

dear everyone,

get a life

love,
your boy don p
(a.k.a get away from me)
VOMIT

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